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Waiting for Elon
Elon, dear Elon
When will it arrive?
Will you please tell me
When is my test drive?

You sent me a text
There’s been a delay
My Tesla is coming
But just not today

I longed for the X
I pined for the S
The 3 is more my speed
It costs a lot less

I believe in the future
(You wouldn’t have lied)
But it never gets here
Nor does my new ride

And where is that hyperloop?
I want flying cars!
Teleportation
And a mission to Mars!

Monorails, jetpacks
Androids and robots!
Love the computer, but
Is that all that you gots?

Elon, please hear me
How long must I wait?
My patience is fizzling
The future is late!
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No "new normal" for me, this shit ain't normal.
~ MS, Truckee